South Florida Tourist: Good morning sir, how are you?
Me: I’ve never felt better!
SFT: Well, that’s incredible! What brings you to Florida?
Me: Long Story!
Me: (Now the guy seemed intrigued so figured I’d give him the typical quick snapshot) I had a massive stroke ten years ago today so I’m down here to commemorate the occasion.
SFT: Well that’s incredible, you’re so young! What happened?
Me: Longer Story!
SFT: Well what are you doing today to mark the occasion?
Me: Jumping out of an airplane….
SFT Reaction??? Priceless